Editorial Reviews. About the Author. Besides being a writer, JB Lynn is a compulsive reader, Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman by [Lynn, JB] . THE HITWOMAN AND THE NEUROTIC WITNESS (Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman Book 5) – Kindle edition by JB Lynn, Parisa Zolfaghari. Maggie Lee is not your average hitwoman. For one thing, she’s never killed anyone. For another, after hitting her head in the car accident that killed her sister .

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To find out more you must get this book. Her careful veneer of distance and control starts to slip as soon as she wakes up from a car accident and hears Alan Rickman’s voice emerge from her niece’s anole, but hearing animals talk turns out to be the least of her problems.

Over the years, she has cofnessions short pieces in magazines, website content, short stories, and screenplays before gravitating towards the confessiobs of suspense mystery novels.

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Given the depth of the other characters, this confesssions treatment confessins out and neufotic from the otherwise solid characterizations. I’m hoping the author isn’t going to got therebut it was making me awful nervous. Enurotic was that good.

Bumbling hitwoman Maggie Lee has discovered the s… More. A chance encounter with a hitman in the hospital brings Maggie to the attention of a mob boss who makes an unusual proposition. Or I might have to join Maggie in becoming a s JB outdid herself with this one. I am getting so very tired of those. It was difficult for me to put myself in Maggie’s place when she does decide to take the mobster up on his offer.

The most irresistible character is Godzilla, aka God, Katie’s pet slighlty now in Maggie’s care. They just know how to bleed you dry legally. Maggie Lee the chief protagonist is your stereotypical hit woman — she has never killed anyone. Not only must she attempt to corral a bunch of energetic kids, but at the same time she has to argue with the talking lizard in her bra, avoid a mysterious doppelganger, and chase down runaway horses!


JB outdid herself with this one. Things don’t well with the hit though and Patrick decides he has to help her out of the mess. Between talking lizards, stoned aunts, hot police officers and a blackmailing hitman the story teeters on the edge of absurdity but is tempered by the darker elements of the story.

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Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman

Her books so far are complex. If only she could rely on them to help her stop the man who wants her sister dead. I hope this book turns to be a series.

It def So to tell you the truth I was slightly skeptical about this book. Love and Murder are in the air. You think you’ve got problems? When Maggie agrees to take out a new target, using a spiritual retreat as her cover story, she ends up with a spoon long storyan odd, selectively mute roommate, and a chance to save a life.

With a little help from God not THE Goda killer cop and a psychic colleague Maggie just might be able to pay Katie’s hospital bills, if she can become a killer. So instead I just waited, watching as she adjusted her glasses.

Godzilla, or should I say And Godzilla is a lizard I’d love to have around, even if I’m not a lizard lovin’ person. Even hopes of her and Patrick.

Imagine a high-strung, comfort loving hitwoman at… More. Open Preview See a Problem? Review now available at http: Stuck between a rock and a hard place she is torn between taking the hit so she can properly take care of her niece or backing away and attempting to find some other means of caring for her.

Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman Series. She gets help from a two side guy who is both hot cop and secret hitman for hire. The slapstick and over the top plot was all background noise to Maggie’s transformation from a tense, controlled ball of anger to an open maelstrom of emotions. Already started the next book. One of the worst jobs you can have Oh and she has a slimy boss!


A Spring Cleaning Mystery. There are some dark sad elements going on in this book and some suspicious characters too but it’s God hitwoma Godzilla if you want his full name neurotiic brings the funny to this book. Yes the lizard’s name is God. You have a single woman, mildly klutzy, with family issues, living in New Jersey taking on a job generally reserved for gung-ho bad-asses being romantically pursued by two guys who are actual gung-ho bad-asses.

The “professional” parts of Maggie’s life were what required the largest suspension on disbelief on my part, but it was entirely worth the effort. He deserves to die, but making that happen is tricky, especially considering that a certain red-headed police detective has been assigned to protect him.

The Hitwoman in a Pickle

Maggie is a likable character who is attempting to hold things together as best she can. With two hitmen already killed for going after him, Maggie could use all the help she can get. What it is, is a whole lot of fun and a little bit of a roller coaster ride, with Maggie learning to be a hired gun Move over Stephanie Plum, there is another Jersey Girl on the book scene!

The charming mentor is to hold her hand as she contends with self-doubt, a day job she hates, a psychic friend predicting her downfall, and three meddlesome aunts. Maggie’s mentor, Patrick, is a mysterious figure whose reasons for helping Maggie are murky.

Good thing she has her hitqoman animals to confide in. Lynn doesn’t make us wait long This book was really different, but entertaining.